This afternoon, I was able to spend some time at the Festival Bay Mall, "a Caribbean-theme complex that features incredible retail establishments" in addition to housing an indoor skatepark and a 20-screen Cinemark Theater. When I came to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in "Gridiron Game" on Friday night, I made a mental note to return this week.
Being the big fan of Arby's roast beef sandwiches that I am, adjusting to the menu changes over the last year has been challenging. The #3 Giant Roast Beef combo was discontinued in favor of the new "Small, Medium, or Large" ordering system, and I've had my share of troubles with it.
But imagine my horror when I visited an Orlando location today for lunch, and they informed me that I could no longer request "Homestyle" fries as opposed to "Curly" fries. The counter attendant explained that this was a brand new menu change going into effect everywhere. The only fries they would be serving from now on are the "Curly" style.
Say it ain't so, Joe.
Orlando has been experiencing a plague of Biblical proportions -- a hostile invasion of lovebugs. The following are the sights that confront me anytime I enter and exit my building.
There are so many of them, busy doing...er, whatever it is they do...everywhere. Anytime I pass through their own personal bedroom (read: the ENTIRE airspace surrounding the building), I feel the urge to hum something by Barry White to set the mood...
Of course, I couldn't resist snapping a few pictures.
In this week's installment of the sermon series "I Am Not Forgotten", Pastor Dino Rizzo explained how the enemy wants us to contract a serious form of "spiritual amnesia" when it comes to remembering all the things that God has done for us in the past:
All of the miracles.
All of the breakthroughs.
All of the healings.
All of the provision.
On Landon Howell's endorsement, I finally tried the new Burger King Chicken Fries. This strange invention is really just a long, thin, chicken tender in the shape of a french fry (with some added spices). But since the marketing gurus at BK are intent on passing them off as a new brand of french fries, I decided to test the theory.
I ordered a Whopper Combo and asked if I could substitute Chicken Fries for the regular fries.
Continue reading "The Redundancy of The Chicken Fries Combo" »
Welcome to the first installment of "WHAT'S UP WITH..." on Rant Ravings. This is a category that I will use to express my bewilderment on certain topics in a Seinfeld-esque fashion. So any post you see that begins with a "..." will be an entry in the "WHAT'S UP WITH..." category.
So, let's begin. What IS up with "sponsored links"?
Got this in an E-Mail today:
Look closely at the package. Just below the words Fresco Lavado....
Dont forget this brand of fresh lettuce, folks. What probably happened is, the water the lettuce was washed in contained polliwogs and these became fresh new frogs, right in the packages. So if you're looking for salad fixins with a little more body, then be sure and try this brand. It's the extra care that Mexico companies take that makes the difference.
While I have no confirmation that this is legit, who would take time to make something like this up? Yet another reason to stay away from salads: You never know whether the lettuce came from Mexico or not.
