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Overjoyed Saints Fans Tear Roof Off Reopened Superdome

NEW ORLEANS—Over 70,000 elated New Orleans Saints fans celebrated the first professional football game to take place in the newly renovated Superdome since Hurricane Katrina Monday night by joyously rushing from their seats onto the field...

Some might find this offensive in light of Katrina, but to me it's a brilliant work of parody. Read at your own risk.