The U.S. election system has officially become a parody of itself.
If I were to imagine what COULD GO wrong on a typical election day in this country, then exaggerate certain aspects for humor, I still wouldn't even come close to the reality that many voters encountered when they showed up today to cast their ballots.
Already we've had malfunctioning voting machines, Democrats pushing for extended poll hours in Denver, ballots in wrong counties, touchscreens smashed in rage, heavy flooding, bomb threats, voter choking, FBI investigations, fixing charges in Utah, and the day's not even over!
There's no making this stuff up...
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