A Short Post

On my way to work today I thought I spotted a Polar Bear in sunny Orlando.

Instead, it was a beautiful, snowy-white dog known as an Akita. The dog, whose name escapes me at the moment (but it was something exotic sounding like Noshuba or Nosabu), eagerly greeted me. In fact, he was so eager that I worried he would relieve himself before his owner could get him to continue "walking" around the hotel.

I realize this was a pretty short post. It reminds my of a song I learned in preschool:

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

So in this case it would be:

A guy named Brian wrote a short post.
I don't know why he wrote a short post.
He shouldn't boast.