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Fred08: Return of the Red Pick-up

This is one of the best TV ads I've ever seen for Thompson, and it's set to air in Iowa starting this weekend and will run through the caucus. The campaign is rallying the support of conservatives everywhere to help get Fred's message of "Substance" out.

From Fred '08:

In 1994 Fred climbed inside a red pickup truck and drove across Tennessee, taking his conservative message directly to the voters. Now he is traveling across Iowa, showing why he is the true conservative in the race. As you may have seen on the homepage, we have brought back the spirit of the red pickup to work its magic again. We need $248,846 to run the ad on the left while Fred campaigns relentlessly across Iowa. Can Fred count on you? Make a contribution today.

An Al-Zawahiri Christmas

Props to Scott over at Scrappleface for creating this hilarious video featuring al Qaeda lieutenant Ayman al-Zawahiri’s miracle conversion to Christianity.

Meant as a satiracle piece, this video sheds light on what a miracle it would be for a terror lord like Zawahiri or Bin Laden to come to Christ.

No "Santa Weather"

The weather outside in Baton Rouge this morning can only be described as "frightful" heading into the Christmas holiday: warm, humid and downright dreary.

"Looks like we may not get any Santa weather this year after all," said a local newscast personality (who is notorious for being chipper even at 5am in the morning) yesterday.

Roll Fred, Roll!

Fred Thompson's all out blitz across the state of Iowa begins today as the "Hands Down" bus tour gets rolling.

With over 50 stops planned in various communities, the Thompson campaign will be firing on all cylinders as  Fred brings his consistent conservative message straight to the people.

No Hand Shows for Fred

Fred Thompson came out of the gate swinging during the otherwise coma-inducing Iowa Republican debate this afternoon (due totally in part to that liberal shrew of a moderator, who sucked the life out of the room).