If the commercials weren't enough to freak you out, now the gay Quizno's oven has become an internet predator.
Enter ToastyTorpedo.com, and you will encounter the toasty tempter (burning with desire to make you the next "Scott)".
Every click of a "Turn Me On" button triggers a new sexually charged request from the eager bun baker:
"I want you to do something."
"We both enjoyed that."
"Ummmm...I'm waiting for it."
"Let's get toasty together."
"Don't be shy."
"Let's toast some Chibata..ummmm."
"Put it in me."
This sick appliance belong on a sex offender list.
Here's another thought. Since sex sells, why didn't Quizno's just make the oven a woman?
The commercial still would not have been appropriate, but it would be inside the confines of "normalcy".
Of course, we live in a society where normalcy is now passe'.
Just ask Miss California.
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