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Facebook Rejoices Over World's End?

"The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." (Matthew 13:41-42)

Ever since Facebook opened the doors every pet, sibling, and parent, advertisers are taking advantage of the larger user base to pimp their products and services through excessive apps and targeted movie fan promotions.

And Mark Zuckerberg's baby continues to prostitute its credibility, all for the purposes of the profit-hungry mainstream market.

But yesterday, I witnessed something especially deplorable.

With the upcoming release of the latest Hollywood doomsday movie, 2012, the ad bar is riddled with blurbs detailing how YOU and your Facebook friends can join in with the hype (if you "click here"):

The end of time has been predicted: 2012. You have three years to write the best status update ever. Fan 2012 for exclusive content.

The thing is, not everything is worth sensationalizing. 

And not everything is a game.

If the world is over in three years, don't you have something more pressing to engage in than refining your status updates?

What about, I dunno, checking on the status update of your eternal soul?

GLENN BECK REPORTS: The Human Barcode

Barcodes, chips and humans! Oh my!

Technology and flesh are not supposed to play with each other.

On the 57th anniversary of the first barcode, new medical and scientific studies put us on the road to interesting possibilities.

Glenn Beck recently aired this report on the lies and rumors spread about the VeriChip technology,and its relation to the Swine Flu, and why we should be concerned.

At the moment, the surgical chip is only implanted in animals, but could be used on humans for medical purposes.

With one scan, doctors can know patient's medical records, vaccinations, current medications and pre-existing conditions...basically all of the information you include in the novel of paperwork at every visit.

I believe all of this is moving towards the inevitable mark of the beast mentioned in the book of Revelation.

Except the patients don't have to declare their physicians as the one true god and forfeit the eternal souls.

Yet.

A microchip embedded in my epidermis?

No thanks, I'll just fill out the paperwork.

The Zach Attack is Back

Zach Morris vs Screech Powers?

The August 10 issue of People Magazine features five of the original Saved By The Bell cast members, all grown up.

Of course, the sixth is conspicuously absent.

Because Dustin Diamond is rumored to be dishing up "the dirt" in a new book, taking readers behind the scenes to the not-so-cheery corners of Bayside High.

In a recent interview with Newsweek about the possibility of a cast reunion, Mark-Paul Gosselaar addressed the possibilities:

What's he gonna say? The truth is...the reason why the show worked and why it’s still on today...We were good people and good to each other. We were innocent, naive kids. We were not jaded. So him writing a book, I’m not really afraid of what he has to say. There are not too many skeletons in my closet.”

Bottom line: Zach Morris does not fear Screech Powers.

Earth Day Massacre

Just in time for a day of green celebration, one Earth Day founder also has a hankering for red...

Today is Earth Day, a holiday created to honor the planet and to raise the consciousness of man’s effect on the environment. Philadelphia has a very strong tie to this day. One of its native sons, Ira Einhorn, was a co-founder of the environmentalist jubilee.

But Mr. Einhorn has another line on his resume. In addition to being a environmental guru, he is the Unicorn Killer.

While a student at the University of Pennsylvania, Mr. Einhorn dated a Bryn Mawr College graduate by the name of Holly Maddux. When the affair ended in 1977, Mr. Einhorn went into a jealous rage and murdered her.

He concealed his crime for 18 months by stuffing Ms. Maddux’s body in a trunk that he kept in his apartment. The foul odor of the decomposing corpse coming from Mr. Einhorn’s Powelton Village apartment caused neighbors to complain.

That, ladies and gentleman, will go a long way to saving the planet.

Source:
Earth Day Philly Style - The Philadelphia Bulletin.

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Go Black to Be Green?!

Has anyone heard about this Earth Hour stuff?

Apparently, we are supposed to turn off our lights tomorrow night for one hour in an effort to "raise awareness of climate change and promote energy conservation."

So let me get this straight...

A world wide, hour-long blackout is going to remind us about the importance of "going green"?

America 'Moves Towards Abandonment of Israel' - Defense/Middle East - Israel News - Israel National News

An unnamed former highly-placed U.S.intelligence official has broken silence and says that America may soon be abandoning Israel in favor of the Arabs. “This is just the beginning”, he said, "Israel could be about to lose the support of the United States."

America 'Moves Towards Abandonment of Israel' - Defense/Middle East - Israel News - Israel National News.

Change We Never Imagined

Editor's Note: Today, we feature a post by Matt Barber, a syndicated columnist for The Liberty Counsel:

Well, the high-sheen veneer and cult-of-personality euphoria surrounding America's new oratory endowed president looks to be dissolving rather quickly. While millions had hoped for a political "messiah," it's fast becoming evident that, instead, we've stuck ourselves with an extreme leftist ideologue whose brand of "change we can believe in" is, in fact, "change we never imagined." (Sorry to burst the Barack bandwagon bubble, but I say it like I see it.)

The examples are piling up in terms of the radical pro-abortion polices he's planning to implement, the many-times-failed Marxist fiscal policies he's promised to test yet again, and – relative to his national security goals – the noxiously naive peacenik policies that have Mahmoud and Osama giggling themselves to sleep at night.

But on issues involving marriage, family and sexual morality, Obama's been even more brazen than some of his most ardent detractors could have expected.  Literally within minutes after he took the oath of office, the official White House webpage was updated – under the heading of "The Agenda: Civil Rights" – to detail his wholesale "support for the LGBT (homosexual activist) community."

Israel Provokes (Unprovoked) Attacks From Hamas

As we speak, Israel is implementing Operation Smackdown on the terrorist group Hamas, who recently began firing rockets at Israelies from the Gaza Strip.

Of course, somehow the United Nations is condemning (wait for it): Israel.

This from the same Arab countries (and some Senators of our own) that shunned America because we were on the defense after suicide terrorists flew planes into national landmarks on our soil.

For once, I'd love to see a country like Libya take an explosion from a suicide bomber up the tailpipe, killing innocent civilians (including women and children).

After all, Libya was asking for it.

Am I right, United Nations?

MUST SEE: The Church of Oprah Exposed!

This video has been making the rounds lately, and I finally got around to watching it yesterday and it is EYE OPENING! If you haven't seen it, take about 6 minutes and watch this.

In addition to her televison show and book club, Oprah has begun an online "church" or sorts featuring her brand of spiritual teachings, based on a curriculum from Eckhart Tolle, which is features bastardized teachings on Christianity.