Got this in an E-Mail today:
Look closely at the package. Just below the words Fresco Lavado....
Dont forget this brand of fresh lettuce, folks. What probably happened is, the water the lettuce was washed in contained polliwogs and these became fresh new frogs, right in the packages. So if you're looking for salad fixins with a little more body, then be sure and try this brand. It's the extra care that Mexico companies take that makes the difference.
While I have no confirmation that this is legit, who would take time to make something like this up? Yet another reason to stay away from salads: You never know whether the lettuce came from Mexico or not.