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"Where's the fence?"

Pretty creative commercial surrounding the whole border control issue...

Talia Shire Stars in Geico Commercial

With the latest installment of the Rocky franchise hitting theaters last month, Talia Shire's character of Adrian (who has died from cancer in the storyline) only appears in flashbacks.

Fortunately, Shire's fans can catch her in a new Geico "caveman" commercial, cast in the role of a therapist.

CAVEMAN: So easy a caveman can do it?

THERAPIST: Well, it's just a commercial.

"Let's Start Building Some Hurtin' Bombs!"

In celebration of this week's release of the final chapter in "the greatest underdog story of all time" here's a fantastic clip of Rocky Balboa's trainer Duke describing the reality of Rocky's training situation.

"...what we'll be calling on is good, old fashioned BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! Heavy duty, cast-iron piledriving punches that will have to hurt so much, they will rattle his ancestors!"

If you're a fan of this incredible movie franchise, this speech should get you pumped to go the distance one more time.

Ford: Bold Homewreckers

Has anyone seen this commercial?

Titled, "The Dry Cleaners," part of Ford's Bold Moves advertising campaign, depicts a young woman picking up her clothes at the drive-thru window of her regular dry cleaner service.

As she goes to pay, she spots the driver in the car behind her (a decidedly older, rugged Marlboro man-type) minding his own business and staring off into space.

Knowing nothing about the man's marital status (apparently his hands are not in clear view on his steering wheel), she smiles in a sly, Jezebel-like expression and offers to pay for some of his clothes. She gives her contact info to the female attendant, who uncomfortably nods in return.

Apparently, the ad wizards at Ford Motor Company consider the timeless art of homewrecking to be a "BOLD move".

NBC Joins in Christian Bashing Fun

Fresh off her rejected trip to outer space proposal, Madonna is now working on securing a new platform for her blasphemous gyrations of abomination: the National Broadcasting Company.

Latest Purell TV Commercial

Besides being my one-stop solution for any and all germophobic fears, the marketers at Purell have also put together a great advertising campaign. Have a look at their most recent commercial. It's pretty neat, especially if you are a regular user like me.